Here’s a free verse poem I’ve been working on. It’s a deep treatise about freedom and stripping yourself of society’s expectations. This is actually based on an event in my younger years, when my ideas were still fresh and free. I’ve changed my opinion on clothing in more recent years, but there’s still a place in my heart that still wants to bare my whole self to the world.
Grin and Bare It All
That’s a lovely tie you have there
Was it expensive?
Or did you get it on sale?
Ties are like a noose around my neck
I could never wear one
Day in Day out
Like a leash leading me to
my cell
Where I would toil in a desert
of cubicles
My only release the oasis
of a water cooler
I prefer an open neck
Free of expectations
and tie sweat
My bare neck is a billboard
to the world that says:
Not for sale!
Other garments are the same
Cloth promises
to a heartless world
I like to strip them all off
and run around town
baring my freedom
to all I pass by
People don’t like seeing
my freedom
It scares them
And they hide their eyes
I yell at them to remove
their woven shackles
But they’d rather stay wrapped
In society
And my freedom gets quite chilly
when I do this in winter
Frostbite is a small price
to pay
But that won’t stop me
in my jiggly dance of liberty
So please Mr. Judge
I’m not a streaker
I just want to teach the world
to screw the world and its reliance on clothes
So see, you should give me a medal
and release me
Please Mr. judge
please?*
*Note: The judge did not listen to my plea and fined me $400 dollars and ordered me to see a therapist.