Bad breath doesn’t get enough love, so I decided to write a poem about it.
Ode to severe halitosis
Your tongue is one big boil
Like meat gone to spoil
Blacker than soil
Your teeth are green
With a shiny purple sheen
They’re anti-clean
Your breath is like wet dog
With just a hint of hog
Thicker than smog
Your mouth is unique
And dare I say chic?
So show off that reek!
Cartopia 