What is The Life and Times of Car Johnson?
It’s the story of my life! Well, it would be if I was a real person. It’s a true fictional account of a very real imaginary person. Confused? Welcome to my world.
Car may not be a secret agent, or a mythical beast cast down to earth to save the world, but he has his own brand of adventure. Car’s the kind of man who hangs around a bar, insulting passerby while neglecting to realize he forgot his pants. He’s rude, crude and… someone who thinks you can catch bees while wearing a bee costume.
With a little help from his less than conventional family–including a motorcycling grandma and a sister who wants him dead but can’t quite figure out that you can’t burn someone to death with a pocket magnifying glass–Car tries to make a name for himself and find a girl as unique as he is, even if it means going on a date with someone who wants him to bury him alive.
The Life and Times of Car Johnson is an insane romp through the mind of a man who doesn’t realize just how pathetic he really is. Come on a journey as Car travels the road of life, backwards and with his trusty cow fetus collection, while you ask yourself how anyone could ever think that making a home tanning kit with a flamethrower was a good idea.
Insanity never tasted so hilarious. Now available in mint!*
*Mint not actually included.
*Car bears no resemblance to any person, living or dead. The opinions expressed by Car are not the opinions of any person, living or dead.