Bad breath doesn’t get enough love, so I decided to write a poem about it.
Ode to severe halitosis
Your tongue is one big boil
Like meat gone to spoil
Blacker than soil
Your teeth are green
With a shiny purple sheen
They’re anti-clean
Your breath is like wet dog
With just a hint of hog
Thicker than smog
Your mouth is unique
And dare I say chic?
So show off that reek!
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I could never give bad breath any sort of love. Cardos to you Car, for being so sensitive and thoughtful to all things gross and disgustingful, when the rest of us only pay homage to all things bright and beautiful.
Gross is just beautiful wearing a garbage vest.