Ever wished you could wear a cow fetus shirt? You’re in luck!

It’s now possible to show your love of the next collecting craze that should hit the world, if the world ever wises up and realizes that cow fetuses are the hippest, coolest, most fashionable objects in history.

So head over and grab yourself a cow fetus shirt. They come in two versions:

Black and white

 

 Realistic cow fetus colors

So  head over to http://www.zazzle.com/carjohnsonstuff and show the world that cow fetus collecting is hip and rad and whatever slang is relevant to today’s youth!*

 

*Note from Car’s handler:

These products will not actually show anyone that cow fetus collecting is cool. They were created for humor purposes as props for Car’s blog post and should only be worn by people who want to start awkward conversations with family and friends.

 

A poem for my sister and a Kitten Kittenly tee-shirt

Last night, while reading an article on criminally insane women, I was inspired to write a poem for my sister.

 

Sister

You’re strong and brave

And a bit insane

I wonder about you

 

Do you dream of daggers?

Or fluffy bunny tails?

 

You say you want to kill me,

But you never get it right.

I don’t think you mean it.

I love you and goodnight.

 

I hope she appreciates it while she tries to kill me by baking me overly salted cookies in the hope I might someday get high cholesterol.

 

Kitten Kittenly has a tee-shirt

My story, The Adventures of Kitten Kittenly, has it’s own tee-shirt: