This is my attempt at the most romantic poem of all time:
My love itches like a flea
It fills me like beer tinged pee
That I’m in love is not news
It leaks from my feet to squelch in my shoes
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My love is like a rabid dog
It pours from my mouth like slobbery fog
My mind is crazed with love tonight
I’ll find random people and bite bite bite
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My love is like upturned trash
It came into my life with a mighty crash
There’s dripping bits of love debris
I grab it all for me me me
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My love is like a plate of peas
It curdles in my heart and turns to cheese
With every taste of my love cheddar
It just gets better and better
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