I decided to make a milkshake out of whatever I could find in my refrigerator. I forgot to go shopping and so I only had a few items and most were not traditionally considered milkshake material. That was fine with me, as growing up eating mother’s cooking has left me with a taste for less conventional fare.
So, while this is just a regular meal for me, it will be a great prank for everyone who isn’t brave enough to open their palette to ketchup mixed with strawberry jam.
First take some ketchup, milk, bacon fat, strawberry jam, maple syrup, and a bottle of bottled iced tea.
Get out a food processor or blender and add a bit of bacon fat.
Add some of the jelly.
Then add a generous squirt of ketchup.
Now it’s time for the syrup.
Don’t forget the milk.
Add a nice splash of iced tea.
And blend it all together.
Doesn’t that look pretty? Now you can offer it to your friends and family, especially after a hot day when they’re really thirsty and anticipating a cool treat.
I bet you’d like to see me take a drink of this concoction, but as I am a fictional character I cannot. But I made my creator take a taste. She’s not too happy with me right now.
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