I really love plastic wrap and all you can do with it. You can keep your food fresh, spray paint it and wear it as a shirt and wrap and turn it into a homemade slip and slide. So, here’s a poem to state my love of plastic wrap once and for all.
My Heart Beats For Plastic Wrap
Plastic wrap me up
In your clingy cocoon
I’ll burst out
A well preserved butterfly
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You preserve my food
And make a good flag
You cling to my skin
Like a sunburn peel
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You’re slippery when wet
But not when dry
You smell like feet
If I burn you
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Oh plastic wrap
My useful friend
Wrap me up
In your clingy cocoon
So touching, such a loving guy you are Car.
Car, can you make me a plastic-wrap T-shirt with your poem on it??
Sure! But it’ll have to be painted pink, since I ran out of all my other spray paint colors after making a wooden replica of the set from Gilligan’s Island.