This is my attempt at the most romantic poem of all time:
My love itches like a flea
It fills me like beer tinged pee
That I’m in love is not news
It leaks from my feet to squelch in my shoes
My love is like a rabid dog
It pours from my mouth like slobbery fog
My mind is crazed with love tonight
I’ll find random people and bite bite bite
My love is like upturned trash
It came into my life with a mighty crash
There’s dripping bits of love debris
I grab it all for me me me
My love is like a plate of peas
It curdles in my heart and turns to cheese
With every taste of my love cheddar
It just gets better and better
Woah!!! Whew!!! wow…
Doesn’t it just fill your heart with warm, squelchy love?
Well… It does fill my heart………
Wow Car…that is sure carmantic…only you could write something that heartfelt in poetic form.
I hope it filled your day with itchy, leaky, rabid, love.
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