The Adventures of Bunny Bunnington
Bunny Bunington loved to play,
even when everyone told him to shut the hell up.
One day, Bunny found that no one wanted to be around him, so he sulked to the edge of the forest of Lonely Sulking Losers.
The forest was filled with other woodland creatures that sulked off after alienating those around them.
Bunny thought it would be perfect, since he could play with all the other irritating twats that came before him.
But there was a problem. It was the Lonely Sulking Losers forest, so no one actually ever talked with one another, not even when they saw another woodland creature with a new hat they really admired.
So Bunny left the forest and decided to murder all his former friends instead. He was still lonely, but he wasn’t a sulking loser.
THE END.
Poor Bunny Bunnington. Such a sad ending for him to have to be forever lonely and maybe put in bunny prison for committing bunny murders. I wonder if this is another of Mother’s bedtime stories.
Mother told me this story many times when I was a child. It always reminds me of springtime.
It was great watching you write this at your Happy Hour…
It’s Really Great to see it here with the awesome illustrations!!
Car On!!!
Or, should I say, Hakeber On!!!
Hmmm…
It could be both.
This is all getting a little too meta for me. Maybe I should find some way to patch up the fourth wall, before I have some sort of existential crisis.
Naw…
Blow that 4th Wall to kingdom-come 🙂