I’ve decided to write and illustrate a small children’s book about the dangers kids might face in the world. It’s called:
Donny Dead – A Cautionary Tale for Children Everywhere
This is Donny Dead.
This is Donny Dead bleeding into the ocean while being surrounded by sharks.
This is Donny Dead playing with a guillotine.
This is Donny Dead sticking his head in a blender.
This is Donny Dead being eaten alive by fire ants.
The End.
Cartopia 
That’s some warning.
Thanks. 🙂 I just wanted to help any kids out there that might want to stick their heads in a blender or attract vicious sharks.
I hope there are more Donny Dead books !!
I might make a whole series. There’s a lot of danger out in the world.
Did Mother introduce you to Donny Dead as one of her endearing bedtime tales when you were just an impressionable tot?
No, but her stories were the inspiration.