Here’s a nice and easy recipe for moochers.
Quick Recipe for Moochers
1 home of a close friend or relative
1 hug per member of household
1 sad face
Head over to the home of your chosen close friends or relatives. Say, “Surprise!” and “Miss me?” then precede to parcel out hugs to each person. Continue to make conversation while slowly making your way into the kitchen.
Put on sad face and let marinate for a few minutes before heading for the refrigerator. The sad face will elicit the sympathy needed to allow access to the food within. Finally, use two hands to grab some food and prepare it in whatever way you prefer.
Food selection will vary by availability and season.