You Are the Flea to My Dog

Here’s a sweet poem I made for my fiance, Candy Carson. I’m sure she’ll like it better than my last one, since it has no mention of whales.

Love Poem For My Girlfriend

Here’s a love poem I wrote for my girlfriend, Candy.

Candy

Candy, I’m your man

We’re two peas in a pea and marshmallow sandwich

You’re the duffel to my bag

The open to my sesame

The ear to my wig

I’ll always be here for you

Like a barnacle on a whale

You’re my whale baby

Blow your spout for me

Poem for My Mother

I wrote a poem for my mother today. It’s heartfelt and I hope she likes it.

My mother

Mother

You’re like no other.

If you were a man, I’d want you for a brother.

If you were a beer, I’d want another.

If you were a wind, you’d be a souther.

If you were a pillow, you would smother.

If you were a choice, I’d say “I’d druther.”