Brain to Books Cyber Convention Author Interview – Jade Royal

Car here. This is a series of interviews I’m doing for my author, Rebekah Webb, for the participants of the 2016 Brain to Books Cyber Convention. ( Since I only interview inanimate objects, I have used the power of booze and lack of sleep to transform my interviewees into assorted objects of their choice.


Today I am going to interview a black Lexus named Jade Royal. When she isn’t driving through town, having her oil changed, or being involved in random car chases, she writes erotica, romance, fantasy and other genres. She currently posts weekly installments of erotic fantasy to her blog.




There’s a weekly installment posted every Thursday.



I’m Jade and I’m a closeted writer. I’ve been writing short stories and the likes since I was a young girl but kept all of those words for myself. I’m working on my first series that will include multiple books of a BDSM series. I write Erotica, Romance, Fantasy, Fantasy Romance, and other forms of Fiction.

I was born and raised in good old Cincinnati, OH into a huge family that I adore. I have two dogs that believe that they are lap dogs though they are both over 50 lbs. And while the words flow from my fingertips, they warm my feet and enjoy listening to the sounds of my rapid keystrokes.






What made you start writing? As a Lexus, I bet your writing is influenced by the scenery outside your windshield as you’re driven around.

Being a luxury car means that I come with amenities that allow my passengers to create memorable experiences that I turn into stories that need to be told.



How does a Lexus write? Do flick you run over a pool of ink and then do fish tails on a large piece of paper? Squeal your tires over a keyboard? Or is there another way to be able to put words to paper/screen?

With the blaring music from my speakers and the tire marks on the pavement.



Do you hang out with other automobiles and if so, what are they like?

Yes, some are high quality like a Mercedes Benz, others are loyal like a Toyota, or dependable like Hondas, but there are always some old buckets that are just driving through.



Tell us about your inspiration for your upcoming book. Did it involve staring into the sun until the afterimages turned into an interesting story? That’s how I come up with interview questions.

The concept for my upcoming book came from a day dreaming passenger, a good looking man on the street, and a sultry songstress seducing across the airwaves. I combined them to create a sexy tale where readers will be drawn into my world.



What made you choose to write BDSM? I always imagined Lexuses writing memoirs about their various drivers.

BDSM reminds me of my factory days. Being chained to the car carrier, the musky smell of my brand new leather seats, and being driven to test my endurance and speed before being released into the world.



Is it true that Lexuses live life in the fast lane and have lots of drive?

Absolutely, that’s why you never see a Lexus on the side of the road.



Is there a special Lexus in your life? Or are you currently unattached?

I have my eye on a special vehicle that makes me want to recline my seats and rev my engine.



What else have you wrote and have you ever gotten a job in a crash test center?

get my rims messy every week for my blog #DirtyFantasyThursday. I also provide lubricant by featuring

in #MasturbationMonday for Kayla Lords. I’ve never been a part of a crash test but I am the resilient result of some poor crapper.



What hobbies do you have? Do you drag race in your spare time?

My hobbies include beating the pavement, listening to the smooth tunes of my radio, inviting others to the garage for wild car shows that I host with delicious eats and treats.



Do you have any advice for young Lexuses there who might want to try their hand at writing?

Keep your pedal to the floor, maneuver around obstacles with finesse, stay classy, maintenance regularly, and don’t forget your hazards!