A poem for my sister and a Kitten Kittenly tee-shirt

Last night, while reading an article on criminally insane women, I was inspired to write a poem for my sister.

 

Sister

You’re strong and brave

And a bit insane

I wonder about you

 

Do you dream of daggers?

Or fluffy bunny tails?

 

You say you want to kill me,

But you never get it right.

I don’t think you mean it.

I love you and goodnight.

 

I hope she appreciates it while she tries to kill me by baking me overly salted cookies in the hope I might someday get high cholesterol.

 

Kitten Kittenly has a tee-shirt

My story, The Adventures of Kitten Kittenly, has it’s own tee-shirt: