Free Stuff!

Everyone likes free stuff, unless it’s a free STD. Well, this certainly isn’t a free STD.

You can get the ebook, The Life and Times of Car Johnson, for free. It’s like reading this blog, but wilder, sort of like injecting yourself with pure insane fun.

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And since this post needs something more, here’s some pictures of stick people: