It’s now possible to show your love of the next collecting craze that should hit the world, if the world ever wises up and realizes that cow fetuses are the hippest, coolest, most fashionable objects in history.
So head over and grab yourself a cow fetus shirt. They come in two versions:
Black and white
Realistic cow fetus colors
So head over to http://www.zazzle.com/carjohnsonstuff and show the world that cow fetus collecting is hip and rad and whatever slang is relevant to today’s youth!*
*Note from Car’s handler:
These products will not actually show anyone that cow fetus collecting is cool. They were created for humor purposes as props for Car’s blog post and should only be worn by people who want to start awkward conversations with family and friends.
I wish more people would collect cow fetuses. They’re the perfect pets, forever preserved in their little jars, always ready to listen and never ready to judge, even if they smell of formaldehyde and look like something out of a mad scientist’s lab. If you look past all that, you can see their playful nature, or at least the playful nature they would have if they weren’t stuck in a jar. It just takes a bit of imagination.
So, I’ve made a petition to spread the word about cow fetus collecting and allow people to show their support.
So please, sign my petition and let the world know that you stand with cow fetus collecting. And if you haven’t become a collector yet, please consider it. Cow fetuses are great friends and will be preserved forever, never to grow old or run away or sneak off to join the circus.