Cool Summer Milkshake Prank


I decided to make a milkshake out of whatever I could find in my refrigerator. I forgot to go shopping and so I only had a few items and most were not traditionally considered milkshake material. That was fine with me, as growing up eating mother’s cooking has left me with a taste for less conventional fare.

So, while this is just a regular meal for me, it will be a great prank for everyone who isn’t brave enough to open their palette to ketchup mixed with strawberry jam.

Ingredients

First take some ketchup, milk, bacon fat, strawberry jam, maple syrup, and a bottle of bottled iced tea.

Bacon fat

Get out a food processor or blender and add a bit of bacon fat.

Jelly

Add some of the jelly.

Ketchup

Then add a generous squirt of ketchup.

Syrup

Now it’s time for the syrup.

Milk

Don’t forget the milk.

Iced tea

Add a nice splash of iced tea.

Blend

And blend it all together.

Milkshake

Doesn’t that look pretty? Now you can offer it to your friends and family, especially after a hot day when they’re really thirsty and anticipating a cool treat.

Taste

I bet you’d like to see me take a drink of this concoction, but as I am a fictional character I cannot. But I made my creator take a taste. She’s not too happy with me right now.

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2 thoughts on “Cool Summer Milkshake Prank

  1. Quite a carncoction you have there Car. One of mother’s recipes I’ll bet and just in time for hot end of summer August days. Bacon flavoring is a carrent trend in shakes, but probably not with bacon grease. I’m surprised your carater is tiffed at you since she includes bacon in every meal (I have that from a very good source).

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