Here’s a nice and easy recipe for moochers.
Quick Recipe for Moochers
Ingredients –
1 home of a close friend or relative
1 hug per member of household
1 kitchen
1 sad face
2 hands
Directions
Head over to the home of your chosen close friends or relatives. Say, “Surprise!” and “Miss me?” then precede to parcel out hugs to each person. Continue to make conversation while slowly making your way into the kitchen.
Put on sad face and let marinate for a few minutes before heading for the refrigerator. The sad face will elicit the sympathy needed to allow access to the food within. Finally, use two hands to grab some food and prepare it in whatever way you prefer.
Food selection will vary by availability and season.
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I’m glad you liked my moocher friendly recipe. More people need to rediscover the art of snagging food from friends and family.
Great car-cipe. Simple, ecarnomical, no carpons to cut, now that’s my kind of cooking. BTW Car, are you going to be home this weekend?
I’m happy you find my recipe useful. But I’m immune to this recipe, so coming to my house will not yield the proper results.
Passing this on to three friends in prison—it will work there, right??
Cells are a sort of home, I guess. But I’m not responsible for any unwanted shanking.