It’s now possible to show your love of the next collecting craze that should hit the world, if the world ever wises up and realizes that cow fetuses are the hippest, coolest, most fashionable objects in history.
So head over and grab yourself a cow fetus shirt. They come in two versions:
Black and white
Realistic cow fetus colors
So head over to http://www.zazzle.com/carjohnsonstuff and show the world that cow fetus collecting is hip and rad and whatever slang is relevant to today’s youth!*
*Note from Car’s handler:
These products will not actually show anyone that cow fetus collecting is cool. They were created for humor purposes as props for Car’s blog post and should only be worn by people who want to start awkward conversations with family and friends.
Cartopia 
This is a great car-trepreneurial idea Car…now I can order all my holiday and birthday gifts in one fell swoop online.
That’s a great idea! That way you can not so subtly tell people about cow fetus collecting! I might give out actual cow fetuses as gifts this year.
Don’t put me on your short list for gifts…just sayin’ Car.
You probably have your fill of cow fetuses already.
WoW!
Shirts, Ties, Sweats, Baby suits…
COOL 🙂
Cool indeed. Everyone, young and old, can become a cow fetus collector. It’s not just for biologists and mad scientists anymore.