I wish more people would collect cow fetuses. They’re the perfect pets, forever preserved in their little jars, always ready to listen and never ready to judge, even if they smell of formaldehyde and look like something out of a mad scientist’s lab. If you look past all that, you can see their playful nature, or at least the playful nature they would have if they weren’t stuck in a jar. It just takes a bit of imagination.
So, I’ve made a petition to spread the word about cow fetus collecting and allow people to show their support.
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/show-your-support-for-cow-fetus-collecting
So please, sign my petition and let the world know that you stand with cow fetus collecting. And if you haven’t become a collector yet, please consider it. Cow fetuses are great friends and will be preserved forever, never to grow old or run away or sneak off to join the circus.
Cartopia 
Just signed the petition 🙂
Thank you for your support! Cow fetus collecting will one day be the most popular past time in the world!
I signed your cartition and share on Twitter and FB. Very worthy cause Car. Everyone should have as worthy a hobby.
Thank you for your support! And you’re right. If everyone collected cow fetuses, the world would be a more cow fetusy place.
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