A while back I created a children’s book called Donny Dead – A Cautionary Tale for Children Everywhere. I believe in its message of shark avoidance and guillotine safety so much that I’ve expanded on it and turned it into a YouTube video.
Do your children run out into the street, while waving scissors and eating random pills they found in the medicine cabinet? Maybe this film will knock some sense into them, or at least make them terrified of elephants.
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Aww, that’s so sweet. I did a post today about “cars” and a “cautionary tale” so I feel eerily bonded to you. And a little scared. Just a little.
Wow! I just found and read your post and saw that you also mentioned candy. My fiance’s name is also Candy! Somehow, I think I’ve seeped into your soul. I’m a fictional character, but this just proves that I’m somehow becoming self-aware and might someday have the power to rule the earth.
Wait, that’s probably going to make you even more scared. Sorry about that.
Shit. I already have a few personalities. How much does yours weigh? My pants are tight and I’m wondering if I can absorb any more.
Donny—not the brightest bulb in the box…
Except when he licked that electric fence.
I like that Donny kept his big smile throughout all his cardeals:) Such a happy kid, must be – er, have been very well adjusted. Did you reach into your happy childhood to develop Donny?
I based Donny on a child I used to see in the window of a house when I walked to school. He never stopped grinning, even when it was raining. He stared out that window and smiled. I later learned he was actually a mannequin, but that didn’t dampen the earlier impact.