I’ve used a lot of pickup lines in my day. Here are some that didn’t quite work for some reason. I don’t know why, but I feel I have a duty to alert the public to these potential duds.
- Let me be the sperm to your whale
- Hey baby, I think I dropped my contact down your dress. Mind if I search for it?
- Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable? Like me?
- How much for one night?
- Are those two tumors on your chest or do you just have a really nice rack?
- I seem to be stuck on this table. Could you please come get me off?
- It’s like you smeared the blood of angels in your hair.
- I’m dying of Notgetlaidistus and you’re the only one who can cure me.
- You remind me of my mother.
- Excuse me, but I’m starting a game of nude tango and need another player.
- If you were a beer, I’d drain you dry.
- If you were a sandwich, I’d split you open and pick out all your cheese.
- I’m your ice cream, baby. Take me in your hands and let me melt.
- I don’t usually date old chicks, but I’m willing to make an exception.
- Would you be willing to lower your standards for just one night?
- Let’s cut to the chase and do it.