Revengers Worldwide – Get Even With Style


Ever want to get revenge on someone, but don’t have the time, skill or guts? Let Revengers Worldwide take of it for you!

Did your boss promote someone else? Did your lover leave you for a younger model? Did your arch nemesis kill your family and leave you penniless? No matter what the issue, we’ll do our best to give you top quality revenge in one of our special packages.

Wedding Reception Package

$500

We’ll insult the bride’s parentage, put up a video of the groom during his bachelor party, pee in the champagne fountain and throw paint on the bride’s dress (your choice of color.)

Funeral Package

$550

We’ll use a bullhorn to recite insulting limericks about the deceased (ie: “There once was a man named Dave / Who wound up in a dark grave / He was hated by all / So let’s head the call / And ditch this place for a rave,”) spray the mourners with liquid manure and throw dead skunks into the open grave.

More packages coming soon!

To order, please wait outside a well populated restaurant with a sign that reads, “I like to eat my own waste.” If we don’t show up, keep trying, preferably for several days.

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8 thoughts on “Revengers Worldwide – Get Even With Style

  1. Well Car, it was only a matter of time till you offered these great revenge tactics. Do you actively participate in carrying our any of these revenge schemes?

  2. uuuuh, Car

    The method of securing your service seems like a form of self-inflicted revenge—perhaps a California brand of Karma

    Far be it from me to question your methods; yet, I wonder<b……….

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