I wrote a poem about what happened last year on October 31st. I think it turned out really well and gives a great example of a fun and wholesome Halloween.
Had to get my stomach pumped from eating plastic decorations I thought were candy
Asked a woman dressed as a firefighter if she would rescue me from my pants
Left the room after said woman smacked me with a rubber axe
Let another woman play Lady Godiva with me as the horse
Opened the door and ran away when Lady Godiva tried to brand me
Went to another party that had better booze
Ended up passed out on an inflatable skeleton
Entered the events in my journal
Noshed on leftover Halloween candy that I made sure wasn’t plastic
Car I’m really intrigued by the ‘wholesome’ part of your “example of a fun and wholesome Halloween”. And, I’m wondering what you favorite Halloween candy is.
The whole thing was wholesome. And my favorite Halloween candy is my girlfriend Candy dressed up in a naughty nurse costume.
You always have the best answers Car.
As all your writing is, Car, there is no “literary” category into which this poem can be “safely” put…
Hooray !!! 🙂
What about a non-literary one? I just made one up called “Drunk Poetry.”
Hope you post it here, Car 🙂